Friday, October 24, 2008

An open apology to Barack Obama

Sorry, Barack. I did not attend your rally in Downtown Indianapolis on Thursday. I know you missed seeing me there. After all, you've seen me in Plainfield, Anderson, Evansville and three other times in Indy. I won't bore you with the reasons why I didn't make it this time -- I know you're very busy. But please, please come back before Election Day. Would ya? Could ya?

1 comment:

Jason said...

I bet if Augusten Burroughs had been in downtown Indy you would have shown up in your best dress. You missing a local Obama rally is equivalent to holding Sarah Palin's hair while she vomits.