Monday, March 23, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

When in doubt, go random

* Why does 68 degrees feel great outside but cold inside my apartment?
* I can't decide which is more annoying: the freecreditreport.com commercials or the Hillshire Farms "Go meat!" commercials.
* Why must muscle weigh more than fat?
* Why did I ever need to learn calculus?
* Those people who don't own a TV? I wonder about them.
* Ever stop to look at all the cereal choices in the grocery store and feel guilty about the excesses of America?
And:
* How grossed out would we all be if we could *actually* see dust mites?

Friday, March 13, 2009

Thank you, John Lennon

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,
What in the world you thinking of,
Laughing in the face of love,
What on earth you tryin' to do,
It's up to you, yeah you.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna look you right in the face,
Better get yourself together darlin',
Join the human race,
How in the world you gonna see,
Laughin' at fools like me,
Who on earth d'you think you are,
A super star,
Well, right you are.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Well we all shine on,
Ev'ryone come on.

Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you off your feet,
Better recognize your brothers,
Ev'ryone you meet,
Why in the world are we here,
Surely not to live in pain and fear,
Why on earth are you there,
When you're ev'rywhere,
Come and get your share.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
Come on and on and on on on,
Yeah yeah, alright, uh huh, ah-.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun,
Yeah we all shine on,
On and on and on on and on.

Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Well we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.
Yeah we all shine on,
Like the moon and the stars and the sun.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009